Princess AmyRose Official Member
Number of posts : 1295 Age : 38 Location : in your dreams Registration date : 2008-01-10
| Subject: 12 reason O'neill is better then Picard Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:18 am | |
| as found on http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Stargate#The_3_earth-found_Stargates - Quote :
* 13. Jack has not been reduced to reading stupid poetry on cholesterol ads with his fancy acceent. * 12. Jack O'Neill has a sense of humor. * 11. Jack Acknowledges all the Sci-Fi shows and movies his show is based on, Picard wants us to think he is totally original. * 10. Ten seasons. Suck on THAT, Picard! * 9. In Jacks show his opening title sequence has a theme song showing alot of action, it doesn't waste time telling what his seven year mission is. * 8. When Picard goes some where he meets people who say they're aliens. In O'neills show the people don't even try to pretend they're aliens. * 7. Picard only goes to new worlds, civilizations and junk like that, Jack goes to planets to stop Ancient Egyptian Gods from destroying Earth. * 6. O'Neill has no Prime directive in his way that keeps him from kicking ass * 5. On O'Neill's first episode, he went to another planet to battle Egyptian Gods, on Picard's first episode he got in an argument with some guy named Q. * 4. Jack O'Neil can travel from planet to planet in a matter of seconds, Picard takes days, if not weeks. * 3. Jack O'Neill's show is based on an awesome movie, Picard's show is based on a cheesy 60's show that got horrible ratings. * 2. Jack O'Neil has an actual gun, not something that looks like it was manufactured by preskool toys. * 1. Jack O'Neil is not French, nor does he have a Shakespearean British accent. | |
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Cameron Mitchell Official Member
Number of posts : 1364 Age : 30 Location : CIC Registration date : 2008-01-09
| Subject: Re: 12 reason O'neill is better then Picard Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:32 pm | |
| If Picard was cool... Picard: the only two things I hate in this universe are people who aren't racially excepting, and the Duetch! Me: *Gives Picard a high five* Picard is not that cool... Picard: warp engines, French poetry, grapes, ENGAGE! Jack and Me: *slaps Picard across the face and high fives eachother* | |
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